Thursday, September 01, 2005

DFL Smackdown

Funke: Kid Cam is going down, and the DFL trophy is coming back to the Funke household for sure...fame and fortune are sure to follow close behind. EAT MY DUST, punk.

Cameron: I'm going to flog you so hard at the dfL series that you want to cry and sell all of your bikes and never race again.

Funke: He's gonna need a dress and a wig and a whole new identity to hide behind after the humiliation suffered from the colossal butt-whipping that I plan to unleash.

Cameron: He can say whatever he wants, he's a crippled old man with a bad back and Alzheimer's anyway...

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